ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
SCSI - System Can’t See It
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
DOS Defective Operating System
BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
DVD Differing Vendor Designs
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
JAVA Just Amazing Vendor Assurances
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
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