M.P. Sir

OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------METRIC PASS

OFFICER------------------------------------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MY PERFORMANCE…?

OFFICER------------------------------------------M P!!!

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------WHAT IS THAT SIR

OFFICER------------------------------------------MENTALLY PUNCTURED!!!

:sleep2:

If I hear this joke one more time I swear…:mad:

^ :hehe:

will you become M.P. as well.
:hehe:

Cool Bhai… :wave: Kaisay ho yaar

:k:

aik dum first class.. aap sunaaeeyaay..

same here…
BTW iss main post kerney waley ka bhi kiya kasoor, uss ney perhaps yeh joke first time parha/suna hoo…:fraudia:

Allah ka bara Karam hay M.P. Bhai*…

:wave:

  • M. P. Bhai = Meray Piyaray Bhai :smiley:

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:hehe:

Great!

:rotfl:

:rotfl:

:D