Okay this is an oldie but a goldie, so u’ve probably heard it before.
A pakistani man and woman recently married decide to go on honeymoon to london. They hire a car, the wife is so fat she can’t fit in the passenger seat and ends up sitting in the boot. They’re driving along when a police officer stops them.
The police man says “can i see you M.O.T”
The pakistani man is confused
The policeman repaets the question and after some thought the man goes and open the car boot and points his wife and say tot he policeman, “Eh Motee”