M & Ms

ahmadjee · July 18, 2002, 2:09pm

A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.

When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

“What did you do that for?” he asked her.

“I’m allergic to chocolate!” she replied.

system · July 18, 2002, 6:13pm

…GOOD one…

My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

hunt4me · July 18, 2002, 8:27pm

hehehe

For the world, u r somebody. But for somebody, u r the world.

SunnyBoy · July 19, 2002, 7:27am

Owner of Mehkama-e-Sharafat
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Rude Boyz Rulez

AmericanDeSi · July 19, 2002, 1:49pm

sorry but where is the funny part.

“One eyed King in the land of the blind.”

tipz · July 19, 2002, 10:28pm

i didn't get it

The_Hunk · July 20, 2002, 3:29pm

They’re all filled with chocolate ma’ man. Doesn’t matter if they’re brown or pink or red or whatever.

If you think that looks are more important than character…** YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT!!!**

Shaam-e-Firaq · July 20, 2002, 4:48pm

lolz innocent

tipz · July 20, 2002, 9:11pm

oh… i get it…
i was reading the joke wrong… i was reading she picked all the browns and threw the rest of 'em away… dang… my bad
i get it…

MadCon · July 21, 2002, 2:24am

LOL!

Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

Ums · July 21, 2002, 8:00pm

lol

sounds like a blonde to me…