A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “One burger!”
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
**“That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen,” ** the old lady says.
“Yeah?” says the counterman. **“You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts.” **
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