A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to the airline counter, she presented
her ticket to New York, and as she gave the agent
her luggage, she stated, “I’d like you to send my
green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to
London.”
The confused agent said, “I’m sorry, we can’t do
that.”
“Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that,
because, that’s exactly what you did to my luggage
last year!”