Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn
and down in the mouth. The other man asked, “Hey, how come you
look like the whole world caved in?”
The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle
died and left me ten thousand dollars.”
“I’m sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for
you, eh?”
“Hold on, I’m just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I
never knew kicked the bucket and left me twenty thousand, free
and clear.”
“Well, you can’t be disappointed with that!”
“Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited
almost one hundred thousand dollars.”
“Incredible… so how come you look so glum?”
“Well, this week - nothing!”