A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman… Wow!
Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, “And look at this - here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head, opens it and says “ladies first”, then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately chugs half of it, and hands it back to the man.
She said: “There you go”
The man replies,
“No. I think I will just wait for the police…”
