Two young boys were playing street hockey in Toronto. A rabid pit bull came
out of nowhere and began to attack one of the boys. Without hesitation, his
friend grabbed his hockey stick, hooked it into the dog’s color and twisted
with all his might breaking the pit bull’s neck instantly.
A reporter showed up and interviewed the hero and began to write his
headline: “Leaf fan saves his friend by heroically killing rabid pit bull”.
The boy seeing this says, “Its OK but I’m not a Toronto Maple Leaf fan”.
The reporter thinks this strange but rewrites his headline:
“Blue Jay fan saves best buddy from the jaws of a mad dog”.
The boy again pipes up and says, “Its OK but I’m not a Blue Jays fan
either”.
The reporter is confused now and says to the boy, “Well, if you aren’t a
Leaf fan, and your not a Blue Jays fan, what are ya?”
The boy replies “I’m a Montreal Canadian fan”.
The reporter’s headline appears in the paper the next day:
“French slays loving family pet.”
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