LOVE & FREEDOM (NEW VERSIONS)

Recently, I recieved this in my mail box. May be most of you have already read it somewhere. Still I thought it worthwhile to share it over here.

ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, she’s yours
If she does not, she never was

THE NEW VERSIONS

PESSIMIST
If you love someone
Set her free
Don’t worry, she will come back

SUSPICIOUS
If you love someone
Set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why

IMPATIENT
If you love someone
Set her free
If she does not come back within some time, forget her

PATIENT
If you love someone
Set her free
If she does not come back, continue to wait until she comes back

PLAYFUL
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back and if you love her still, set her free again and again

ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVISTS
If you love someone
Set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

BIOLOGISTS
If you love someone
Set her free
she will evolve

STATISTICIANS
If you love someone
Set her free
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she does not your relation was improbable anyway

OVER POSSESSIVE PERSON
If you love someone
Don’t set her free

MBA
If you love someone
Set her free instantaneously
And look for others simultaneously

PSYCHOLOGIST
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back, her IQ is supreme
If she doesn’t go she must be crazy

SOMNAMBULIST
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming

Regards

Re: LOVE & FREEDOM (NEW VERSIONS)

he he...loved those!!

But why only from male POV???

Here's my version:

If you love someone..Set him free....

And run...run...run...
And dont look back!