Here..enjoy this joke;
Aik Admi Ne Moulvi sahab Se Kuch Poucha Tou Moulvi Sahab Ne Dout Thappar Raseed Keeay!!
Dost Ne Admi Se Kaha “Kiya Keh Diya Tum Ne Ke Thappar Miley?”
Admi Ne Jawab Diya…“Meine Tou Sirf Ye Poucha Thah Ke…VALENTINE Ki Namaz Kahan Hogi Aur Kub?”