Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, you know, I was a fool when I married you. And the husband replied, yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, “Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t talk for an hour?”
The man replied: “Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.”
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[This message has been edited by confused (edited February 16, 2002).]