Adam was sad in heaven.
He prayed that he be given something to cheer him up.
God said to him:
I will make a new creature. That will be opposite of your sex.
She will cook, clean, care for you and will have intimate relation with you whenever you want and you will always be happy but,… she will cost you an arm and a leg.
Adam listened carefully, thought about it and said:
Dear God, what can I get for a rib???
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please refrain from these kind of stuff..
mods please do the needful
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^^ Still making fun of prophets is no fun either.
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not funny. im reporting this post
^^ Its a joke...chill ..no biggie!
could you please elaborate what is biggie!!!!!!!!!!!
but for me, its Humiliation of the ALLAH S.W.T the Holy Mighty creator of this world and the ADAM, first Human and Prophet.
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This thread should be deleted !
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Guys/Gals!
Its perfectly Ok by me to have this thread deleted. No intention to make anyone upset or make any mockery of any religious characters.
PEACE.
I CAN justify it though.
Hint: Concrete VS Abstract thinking.
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Nahin, i guess har baat ka mazaq nahin hosakta. kuch limits hote hain. and there are tons of other jokes to share par plz aise nahin.
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gosh - what is WRONG wid you people? Can't even understand a simple joke!
It is not personally targeting Allah and The Prophet.
ssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiisssssshhhhh
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/\ still, Bay addabi hoti hai.
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^hhmmmmmmm??? kiski!?
it's okay yaar - even upar walle Insan par haste hai - warna there wouldn't be so much problems in the world, aagar upar wale hume ek mazzak nahi samajtee.
after all - we are just puppets, if uparwale wished he would create heaven on earth - and not make us wait and seen the unseen.
(I am sorry for blabing - I just saw the very graphic videos of the Israeli's attacks on Palestinians - and it has touched my heart to the core. There cannot be a Jewish God nor can there be any other. All the innocent bloodshed is a type of joke by ALL Gods -they are sitting up there laughing. This a video game for them:().
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arre u know, some things are just the way they are.
besides, there are so many things to laugh about. khair
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ya khair. sorry.
oh well mods go ahead and delete these types of jokes
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I am just amazed on the issue made here. It was not inflammatory or vulgar joke.
There is absolutely no direct attack on anyone there.
Anyway!
Bera Gharaq Kar Diya Joke Ka.