Losing weight

One man meets his friend after a long time. He asked how did he lose all the weight so fast?

Second man said:

“Oh there is a new place in town to help you lose weight.
You go there, pay the fee and they put you in a big room. All of a sudden this great looking skinny woman comes and says, ’ if you catch me, I will be yours’ and she runs fast. I ran after her for long time every day and suddenly a secret door opens and she disappears. After two weeks I lost 20 pounds even though I could never catch her”.

First man says, you have always been slow runner since our school time. I will go there and try my luck.

Next day he wears his best running shows and lose track suit and goes to this place. He pays the fee and enters the room.

A secret door opens and a big black athletic man comes out and says:

" If I catch you, you will be mine "!

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oooo good old memories… I heard that long before :hehe:

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^Yes, one of the great old jokes. I wrote that from my memory. lol

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haha.. classic.. :hehe: