Lose weight, feel great!

I have an excellent diet plan and** doesnt cost you anything **to use and you dont have to excercise either! Heres what you do:

Everytime you eat biryani/korma/salan/chwal/meetha/etc(anything faty) you pay me five bucks, after a while you will be broke and hopefully wont have much left for lunch anyways and the negative effect from losing money will curve your appetite.

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Re: Lose weight, feel great!

start this for people trying 2 quit smoking also :D

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I will :D

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makes a self-note to stay away from crashdummie

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hey hey I aint crashin no one!

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just cashin in on the deal with all the dieters :smokin2:

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no thanx.. i’m gonna pass on that.. though if YOU need to do it, i am here :roman:

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i just had two donut holes :yummy:

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^ I had two donuts tooo !!!

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Your total comes to 10 dollars 90 cents, would you like to use a check or credit card?

Re: Lose weight, feel great!

tsk tsk .. bechaaray.. :roman: wazan / figure ke liyay KITNI jaan lagaatay hain..

dhang say kha p rahay hotay to koee tension nahi thee..