Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

Hello and welcome to the KurriPunjaban divorce service.

We hope your time with us will not be pleasant and we can help you get rid of your life partner.

We have been an established business for many years and so far have divorced over 600 million couples. Our most famous couple being Brad Pitt and Angelina Joli. oh sheet I meant Jennifer Aniston :@:

Yes you too could have a long and happy life after your divorce.

Not only do we help you through your divorce, we also organise your dream divorce party. From food to entertainment, we have many professional singers ready to make your divorce party even better then your wedding party.

So please, read Bismillah and choroo hajaye.

What we ask you to do is:

  1. Tell us your name and your partners name.

  2. Tell us what is wrong with your marriage and why you want to end it.

and

  1. How long you have been married, and if there are any bachay involved.

Good luck to you all.

Let the cafe divorces…BEGIN.

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

:@:

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

do u think i would ever post in this thread ??? jis tara ki dulhan tumney di hai ?? :@:

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

Obviously you will never post here :@: itni achi life partner mili hai :wub: allah tum dono ki jori hamisha salamat rakhay.

Laykin kuch kuch log hain, jo apnay life partners say chootkara pana chatay hai :frowning:

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

lolz .... wow wat a business minded gal .. phle ghar abadi .. pr ghar barbadi ... hehe.... coollll

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

yes me

my hubby is mean to me .:( yesterday i told him to buy me the diamond necklace i liked in one of the shop but he said he cant afford it
my name: champak
hubbys name: bhola

we have two kids, roller and jojo

:jano::jano:

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

yahan hamari shadi nahi ho rahi aur KP yeh thread khool k baith gaye :naraz:

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

meri traf sy sub ko divorce :@: :P

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

ME ME ME

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

lifey who were u married to? :S

:smack:

Lifey, you want a divorce? From the marriage the never happened?

Aslong as you're paying me...I'm fine with it haha

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

i want to get divorced... but then you will have to get me married first :p

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

i want to get divorced. it was a zabardasti ki shadi. i dont like him:snooty:

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

ohh we bout to see some fireworks

can we see husband wife fights aswell :@:
u can charge for those aswell pay per view :D

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

that wud be too much -- only divorce is fine

Hanji bilkul, we councel her too, help you through your diffucult patches...

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

mujhay ab chutkara nahi chahiyah :blush:

Re: Looking to get Divorced? Post here.

maine 3 se shadi ki hai:wub: