So Shikki, this afternoon as I got a long overdue dose of $hyte from my dear Boss, I came back to my cubby hole, dropped into my chair, fuming.
Thats when I started thinking about working for myself - and not for any dumb organization. The first thought that came to my mind was to start my own agricultural bijness
I am thinking of getting a few hundred acres of land in Argentina and start my own farming bijness. Following will be the inventory of assets;
50 Majjhs - Must be carefully selected, should be capable of producing Milk, Kattay and Ooplay.
100 BhaiRaiN urf baba black sheep - Must be able to say BAAAAA, Their primary function will be to provide sweaters to the end consumers.
500 Chicks - Unn ko buhat pyaar say paalaiN gay , baRay ho kar anday daiN gi - hamara pooltry farm tayyar …
Kuch batakhaiN (aisay hi - angraizi filmooN walay farm main batakh zaroor hoti hay)
4 GhooRay aur 2 khootay (For transportation)
If you are willing to invest in a 50/50 partnership, I will be more than glad to accept you as a partner. You provide all the equipment, tractors, ploughs, harvestors, Tube wells waghaira waghairaa..
I will manage and supervise - for free
At the end of the year we split the profit 50/50
Following is the staff (We are still hiring- anyone interested can PM me the CV)
EMM - Her main function will be to collect all the Majj Spam and make ooplay. She will also supervise the warehouse and ensure that a good supply of ooplay is available at all times
AQ - He will be our Sales Manager , we will give him a Honda50 and he will be a mobile milk distribution plant for us.
Sadaf - She will be the poultry farm manager and collect the eggs
Shireen - She will be the sanitation manager. Her function will be to give baths to all the Majjhs.
Bizz - He will be our production manager for the milk plant. Sari Majjhs ka doodh nikal kay AQ ko dainay iss ki zimmay dari hogi
Baaltiwala - Being incharge of the Hardware division, he will provide baaltis to Bizz and AQ
mooti mooti angraizi main itnay mushkil sawal mat poochooo
Do you want to be the Wool Department incharge ?
Providing hair cutting facility to the sheep and collecting wool ?
, baRay ho kar anday daiN gi - hamara pooltry farm tayyar …
u ll never know ANDAI KAHAN GAI:smilestar:
. The only problem is that woo itnee choti aur masoom hay kay woo kahin khud andoon pay na baith jaiey 
actually this is true 
y me collecting opley and spams :yukh: