Look at Neighbours

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to
his subordinates …

"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deers
there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.

I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I
have given them insecurity and tension…

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same
time, I have given them climatic extremes…

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the
same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut
off the forests…

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked… “God, what is this extremely beautiful country
here?”

God said… "Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. “INDIA”, my most
precious creation.

It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene
mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…

The angel was quite surprised “But god you said everything should be in
balance.”

God replied - “Look at the neighbors, I gave them.”


Jiyo Aur Jeene Do!!!

first usa/canada , then pk/india, now india/pk .. dangggg

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we have some creative juices flowing here.. :slight_smile:

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Tämää$hÄ-ë-ÄhL-ë-GüP$HÜP ÐäïKhtä¥ häïñ

he he he !!!! it works in all cases.

[This message has been edited by andha_qanoon (edited January 31, 2002).]

Heard it like a million times. But I think the real joke is the other way round. Pak/India.

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If you think that looks are more important than character…** YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT!!!**

Heard the other way around!

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HEARD IT 3 years ago.. the other way… not funny anymore…

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Aslam-O-Alikum
Fair to All.

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