St.peters was welcoming people into heaven.
Jesus was standing nearby…St.peter tells Jesus to take over for a few minutes…
Jesus asks’what am i supposed 2 say?’
St.Peter says’just make small talk with the people’
So Jesus sees an old man standing nearby and goes up to him and asks:‘So my old man… what did u do for a living??’
The man replies:‘I was a carpenter’
Jesus then asks:’ So did u leave a big family behind?’
Carpenter(sadly):‘I had one small boy but i lost him’
Jesus: what did he look like?
Carpenter:‘He looked like a normal boy except he had holes in his hands and feet’
Jesus exclaims happily: DAD!!!
The carpenter looked surprised and replied: PINOCCHIO!!!
lol
The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women-
Nancy Astor