*Long Flight*

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain
announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is
nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but
we still have three engines left.”

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the
flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry, we can fly just fine
on two engines.”

An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and our arrival
will be delayed another three hours. But don’t worry, we still have one engine
left.”

A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, “If we
lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

lol heard it before, cool though.

I love these blonde jokes

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(Easily amused

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)

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hahahaha

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i habe started to beleive BLONDes jokes are worse then sardarjee’s & Pathans joke here

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she was right, but she just underestimated the time they’ll be up there. they’ll be up there forever actually

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waaaay up there

hahahahah

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I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be

Rude Boyz Rulez

lol
thats funny blonde are stupid
heehhee

thanks


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

LOL! heheheh!


Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

Lol

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**The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. **

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hehe


~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~


Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~

thanks


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)