lol this is funny

allupinmygrill · June 15, 2002, 4:12am

Ghetto Math Proficiency Exam

City of New York, Borough of Bronx
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:____________________ Gang:_________________

Darnel has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he shoots 13 times during each drive-by shooting and misses 6 out of 10 shots, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine, and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Little Mikey for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of cocaine if he does not cut it?
Rufus is pimping 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
Dino wants to cut his half-pound of heroin to make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs and 3 4x4s, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800?
Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for performing the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing the ***** for spending his money?
If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 2 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
Hector knocked up 6 of the girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

system · June 15, 2002, 7:41pm

neat ones indeed ..,

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BTW post em in jokes man…

My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

The_Unknown_Soldier · June 17, 2002, 2:08am

moved to jokes

Akif · June 17, 2002, 12:18pm

You think that is funny? At least that was a joke.

Try this one. This ones real

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Pimps and Gangs Subtracted From Math Test
Fri Jun 14, 8:35 PM ET

WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - A Canadian teacher has been suspended after shocking a small northern Manitoba school by distributing a math exam that included questions about pimps, prostitutes, machine guns, cocaine trafficking and getting “knocked up.”

The math proficiency test included questions such as: “Rufus is a pimp for three girls. If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks per day must each girl turn to support Rufus’ $800 per day crack habit?”

And then there was the trouble with Hector.

“Hector knocked up three girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of the girls in the gang that Hector knocked up?”

Parents of the 13-year-old and 14-year old students who attend Juniper ( news - web sites) School in Thompson, Manitoba, said they were outraged.

And the province’s minister of education, Drew Caldwell, said he was “disturbed.”

The exam, which asked students for their name, gang name and home room, was fast becoming the talk of this nickel-mining community of 15,000 people 800 kilometers (500 miles) north of Winnipeg.

Supplied with the exact speed of travel and the number of seconds it takes to load a shot gun, another test question asked students to calculate the distance, Billie, a skateboard thief, would be able to flee before getting “whacked.”

Newspaper reports said that board members at the Mystery Lake School District stripped the veteran teacher of her classroom duties at a meeting earlier this week. She was also suspended without pay for three days.

The test appeared to be modeled after an exam called “The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam,” found on an Internet joke site.