A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
Husband: “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my!” You’re cooking too many at once.
Husband: TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Husband: Oh my! “WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK!” Careful … CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
Husband: You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?” Have you LOST your mind?
Husband: Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Husband: Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!” The wife stared at him.
Wife: “What’s wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving” ****
Esix
May 27, 2009, 10:11am
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Re: LOL.... Husbands
yeah its very funny
to all the passenger seat drivers out there
stop instructing the driver :p
lol, thats why the wifey should always be in the back seat.......
lol, thats why the wifey should always be in the back seat.......
correct...
there should be g/f in front seat with wife on back seat
a famous quote: Before marriage husband speaks, after marriage wife speaks
Re: LOL… Husbands
at last someone speaks up …we have to stand up against the zulm-o-sitam of girls..
Re: LOL.... Husbands
lolz now i know what MY husband feels like!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS IS NOT JOKE ...........PEOPLES ...ITS REALITY,,,,,UNDERSTOOD....
Reminds me of a British comedy I used to watch, some years ago. "Keeping up appearances".
Also reminds me of another joke, less funny:
During the first year of a marriage, the husband talks and the wife listens.
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