Here is some filmi dialogue for this filmi situation. It is based on the filmi dialog of the film, Deewar.
Setting: **An hour before noon in the kitchen. **Daughter and Bahu # 1 arguing over whether daal or chicken should be cooked. Each of them taking furtive glances around the counter to see where the knife is (in case it might be...ahem...needed).
*Daugther: *"Tum apne aap ko samajhti kya ho? Tumhari auqaad kya hai? Meri nazar main tumhari koi ahmiat nahin. Tumharay paas hai hi kya?"
Bahu #1: "Meray paas Bahu # 2 hai. Meray paas tumhara bhai hai...jo k mera shauhar hai. Meray paas yeh churi hai!!!! Tumharay paas kya hai?"
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Daughter:** (Confidently says).........Meray..............paas..........*MAA *(MIL) hai!!!!!!!! (she runs off to tattle tale to MOMMY before Bahu 1 can even gather her wits to use the knife she's holding).
THE END! Game Over! LOL
Moral of the filmi story: It's hard to leave out the MIL. (especially if you want to win)