A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were getting trained to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first SARDAR answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast
because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I
showed is his side profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the
picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him, “This
is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, “Ha! He’d
be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you
two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because
it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?”
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to
the third SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”
The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and
says, “The suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really
doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few
minutes while I check this file and I’ll get back to you on
that.”
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the
suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.
“Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact
wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such
an acute observation?”
“That’s easy,” the SARDAR replied.
“He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.”
