Santa Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Banta singh came home.
Banta: Santa How is your MBA preparation?
Santa: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Banta: Logic is very easy.
Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Banta: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES.
Banta: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.
Banta: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.
Banta: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Banta: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Banta: so, logically, your are married.
Santa: YES.
Banta: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Santa Singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Herolal and he was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Herolal: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Herolal: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Herolal: NO, I don’t.
Santa: Saala HOMO!!! 
