A British, an American and an Indian ministers died and went all to hell
The British said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody
is doing there… he called and talked for about 5 minutes… then he said:
well, devil how much do I owe you??? The devil goes: five million dollars…
he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair…
The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the
United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too… he called and
talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much do I owe
you??? The devil goes: ten million dollars… ten million dollars!!! He
made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.
The Indian was extremely soooo jealous too… he starts screaming and
screaming,
I wanna call India too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I
wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputies, I wanna talk to everybody…
he called India and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and
talking and talking… then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you???
The devil goes: one dollar… only one dollar!!!
The devil goes: yes, well, from hell to hell, it’s local call!!
no offense to indiansssss 
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