Second Test, Durban (day two):
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By Tom Fordyce
SOUTH AFRICA FIRST INNINGS - PLAY STARTS 0730 GMT
England spinner Graeme Swann on Twitter:](http://twitter.com/Swannyg66)"The sun has chosen to stay away this morning, let’s hope for swingy conditions for a couple of hours followed by big runs us."0737: SA 180-5 Graham Onions, his plastered hair looking like the plastic barnet of a small doll, scampers in tight to the wicket - edged along the ground to third slip by AB de Villiers. Not many punters in so far, and you can’t blame them - sticky, soggy start, and it’s not even 10am yet on the KwaZulu-Natal coast. 0732: SA 180-5 Here we go - James Anderson to open out for England, grey overhead in Durban, Mark Boucher blinking under his lid - first ball dipping in towards leg stump, clipped off the toes through midwicket for four. AAARRGGGHHH! scream the three slips, stumper and bowler - skinny inside edge onto the pad to save the lbw, and then another which looks to be hitting top of leg - strangled appeal, and replays show England should have gone louder for that one…0722: Lemon crunch pie. Brandy snaps. Christmas pudding. Sherry trifle. Bakewell tart. Gateau Dianne. Fruit salad. Chocolate mousse. Belgian fudge cake. Amaretto soufflé. Is this (a) what Mike Gatting was heard mumbling in his sleep last night, or (b) the pudding spread available at Mama Fordyce’s on Christmas Day0715: Morning all - what are you doing up at this time