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By Caroline Cheese
1155: The presence of crisis-club-Portsmouth (as they must now be known) in the FA Cup quarter-finals is surely the reason the Sun* have taken the theme of the ‘magic of the Cup’ and run with it
a very, very long way. They’vemocked up seven managers of the FA Cup quarter-finalists as characters in Alice In Wonderland.Alex McLeish obviously takes the role of Alice, while Martin O’Neill makes an excellent Mad Hatter. Less successful is Roy Hodgson as the Cheshire Cat, and Carlo Ancelotti as Tweedledee. Unfortunately, the Sun’s graphics people appear to have run out of time when it came to Avram Grant. They’ve just put a picture of the Blue Caterpillar in. Cruel.
** Well spotted everyone. In a break from tradition, I actually managed to look at more than one newspaper today before I got bored and started chatting about boys and stuff.*1153: TEAMS Portsmouth v Birmingham
Portsmouth: James, Finnan, Ben-Haim, Hreidarsson, Belhadj, Brown, Wilson, O’Hara, Webber, Piquionne, Utaka. Subs: Ashdown, Mullins, Diop, Owusu-Abeyie, Dindane, Kanu, Basinas.
Birmingham: Hart, Carr, Johnson, Dann, Ridgewell, Larsson, Bowyer, Ferguson, Fahey, McFadden, Jerome. Subs: Taylor, Murphy, Phillips, Benitez, Michel, Parnaby, Gardner.1150: No, no, not my words, dear readers, those of Tzofit Grant, the wife of Portsmouth boss Avram Grant, in aquite remarkable interview in today’s Telegraph.I can’t possibly summarise it here. I can only advise that if you do one thing today, you read it. I’m hoping to get her to guest text-commentate soon.1145: "The problem with footballers is that they don’t have nice feet. They have so many blisters and a bad shape."This article is from the BBC News website. © British Broadcasting Corporation, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites.