Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbour
peered over
the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up
to, he
politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tim?”
"My goldfish died, " replied Tim tearfully, without looking up,
“and I’ve
just buried him.”
The neighbour said, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn’t it
Tim?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s
because
he’s still inside your f*ckin’ cat.”
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