Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees
the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
“My what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding
Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again.
This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
“My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding
Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
“My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf,” taunts Little Red Riding
Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
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“Will you phishh off! I’m trying to take a shyteee!” 
