TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JONY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JONY: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
TEACHER: JONY, why are you doing your math on the floor?
L-JONY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: JONY, how do you spell “crocodile”?
L-JONY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
L-JONY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JONY: “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JONY: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, JONY, who discovered America?
L-JONY: George!
TEACHER: JONY, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JONY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
L-JONY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
L-JONY: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JONY: Don’t bite any.
TEACHER: JONY, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
L-JONY: I is…
TEACHER: No, JONY. Always say, “I am.”
L-JONY: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
L-JONY : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
at the same time.”
Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you
know why his father didn’t punish him?”
L-JONY : “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
L-JONY : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-JONY : Well, where did you get THIS mommy then?
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
L-JONY: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same
at home
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-JONY: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, JONY, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
L-JONY : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: JONY, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
L-JONY: No, teacher, it’s the same dog we wrote about!
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
L-JONY : A teacher
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