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There were two young brothers,Johnny and Tonny, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits’ end trying to control them.
Hearing about a rabbi nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to her husband that she would ask the rabbi to talk with the boys and he agreed.
The mother went to the rabbi and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy Johnny first and alone. So the mother sent the younger to the rabbi.
The rabbi sat the boy down across his HUGE, impressive desk. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the rabbi pointed his forefinger at JOhnny and asked, “Young man, where is God?”
Little Johnny looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, then said nothing. Again, louder, the rabbi pointed at the boy and asked, “Where is God?”
Again, little Johnny looked all around but said nothing. A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the rabbi leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to Little Johnny’s nose, and asked, “Young man, I ask you, where is God?”
Little Johnny panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, “We’re in Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-g trouble.”
Tonny asked, “What do you mean, ‘BIG trouble?’”
Little Johnny replied, “I’m tellin’ ya’, we’re in BIG trouble. God is missing and they think we did it!!!” 
A woman was having an affair with a stranger while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son, Little Johnny, comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet andshuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her FRIEND inthe closet with the little Johnny.
Little Johnny says, “Dark in here.”
The man replies, “Yes, it is.”
Little Johnny: "I have a baseball.
"Man: "That’s nice.
Little Johnny: "Want to buy it?
"Man: "No, thanks.
"Little Johnny: "My dad’s outside.
"Man: "Ok, how much?
"Little Johnny: “$25”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that Little Johnny and his mother’s FRIEND are in the closet together.
Little Johnny: "Dark in here.
"Man: "Yes, it is.
"Little Johnny: "I have a baseball mitt.
"Remembering the last time, the man asks, "How much?
"Little Johnny: "$75
"Man: "Fine.
"A few days later, the father says to Little Johnny, “Grab your glove. Let’s gooutside and toss the ball back and forth.”
Little Johnny says, “I can’t, I sold them.”
Father: “How much did you sell them for?”
Little Johnny: “$100”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that,that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you tochurch and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father makes the Little Johnny sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
Little Johnny says, “Dark in here.”
The Priest says, “Don’t you start that $hit again!” … 
Re: little johny
Re: little johny
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Re: little johny
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Re: little johny
good ones...