Re: little johny
My favorite Little Johnny Joke
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Little Johnny was in his maths class when the teacher asked Little Johnny, “If there were five birds sitting on a fence and I shot one off, how many would be left?”
Little Johnny thought about it for a second and then answered, “None, once the gun shot goes off, they would all fly away.”
The teacher goes, “Actually, Johnny, the correct answer is four but I like the way u think!”
Johnny then stands up and says, “Alrighty Miss, I got one for you. There are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones. The first one is licking the cone, the second one is sucking the cone and the third one is biting the cone. Which one is married?”
The teacher, all embarrassed, says, “Well, Johnny, I guess the one sucking the cone.”
To which Johnny replies, “No, the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way u think!!” **