Little Johnny is very messed up kid and does not concentrate on his studies. He just comes home and instead of studying & doing homework, goes outside to play. One day, the report card comes in and his parents notice that he has an F in math. So they get worried and start asking their neighbors what to do about Little Johnny. One of such neighbor tells them to put Little Johnny in a catholic school. He, the neighbor says, “That should fix him up just like it fixed my son”. So they put him in a catholic school. As time passes by, the end of the school year approaches. When the final report card comes in, the parents notice that Little Johnny went from an F to an A. Thinking he might’ve cheated, they asked him “Son, how come you had an F and now suddenly you got A”
Little Johnny replies: "Well…when I saw a dude hanged on a Plus (+) sign behind the teacher’s desk, I knew they meant business.
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
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