Little Johnny’s Letter to Santa
You must be surprised that I’m writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I’m not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn’t do for humanity! WHAT bALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A PUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE PUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A -ITCH? YOU’VE TAKEN ME FOR A SU-KER THE WHOLE ****ING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN’T PUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE ****HEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY PUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN’T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAM HOUSE! PLEASE DON’T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT AS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I’LL PUCK YOU UP! I’LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE PUCK AWAY, SO YOU’LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG -AT AS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN’T GET ME THAT PUCKING BIKE, YOU PNK BTCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, PUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU’LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY PUCKING BE…YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERPUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BTCH!
Sincerely, Johnny
ps: you better buy somthin good for ur kidz… lolz 
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