Little Johnny

[uzzybuzzy]

Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.’”

Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.’”

[uzzybuzzy]

Re: Little Johnny

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

[aaliyahkhan1]

Re: Little Johnny

@uzzybuzzy

Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.’”

Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree.’”

awwww…so cute

@uzzybuzzy

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime – Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

smart Johnny

[Hadeel]

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[Microbian]

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[Southie]

Re: Little Johnny

Little Johnny is buzzy buying low - way low.