Lipton Tea

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Ek daffa ek aurat dukkaan per jaati hai chai/tea khareedne

Dukaan wala punjabi hota hai so the lady says to him : “Gall sunn Paaji.. lipton di chaa hai??”

The Man says: Mennu nai hai, tennu hai te aa lippatjaa

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hehehe

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I didn’t get this one.

Chaa hai kay naheeN

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good one.

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chaa in punjabi means CHAHAT and also you say CHAA for tea. now do u get it?

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the lady says lipton di CHAA hai
the man replied, mennu nahin hai, tennu hai te aa lippatjaa..

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u just spoilt the joke. I had understood it and that’s why I was unable to control my laugh

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nice one ..............

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** unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of Truth! **

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hehehe… yaar tum ho kahan?.. nazzar hi nahin aati ab.. koi topic banao na GIF images wala

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Hahaha, that was hysterical…

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its something like
O B B G , T P O G , P K I G …O P O G

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With Love:

Only that person worth your tears, who never made u cry!

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Chah is actually Urdu/Farsi word and being mixed up in Punjabi mostly.

The translation of Chah in Punjabi is, "row" or "rau" but 70% people dont use this word particularly people living in the cities.

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lol

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[quote]
Originally posted by Rubab:
**Ek daffa ek aurat dukkaan per jaati hai chai/tea khareedne

Dukaan wala punjabi hota hai so the lady says to him : "Gall sunn Paaji.. lipton di chaa hai??"

The Man says: Mennu nai hai, tennu hai te aa lippatjaa

**
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This is being taken basically from punjabi stage dramas. this dialogue was used once and now it's so popular that it could be heard in almost every punjabi stage drama, mostly used by Mastana. Just the impact of this dialogue gets double when you hear it from Mastana.