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"Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after."

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Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

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here's $10. drink until i am really good looking then come and talk to me

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NERDS' pick up lines lol
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
You make my software turn into hardware!

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Can I have directions? Girl: to where? boy:to your heart
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

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If only we had female gamers here...then I got some brilliant ones :D

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LOL gina :D

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CM what are those?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living..?

ooohhh Maulvi sahib…getting a bit below the belt so to speak???:faizy:!!!:@:

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Mela doggy, mela pappu :stuck_out_tongue:

Ok I suck at this :snooty:

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LOL titli!

um mine is I am sick and you are my medicine ;)

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awwww really i'm your medicine alu. I'm so flattered :p

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lol well i do vent to you about certain things so i guess yeh:mocking:

hehe :smiley:

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Here's a few that spring to mind..

I lost my teddy bear, can I cuddle you tonight?

Wanna make a baby with me tongiht?

Do you like raisins? (..no).. How about a Date then?

Your cothes would look better on my bedroom floor..

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

You'd be so much warmer in my arms...

Who shall I ask for when I dial 118?

(The last two I just made up, lol)

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yeah they werent as good.

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118?

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At any MSA: "Salam"

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lol

Okay, I'm a bit late CM.... but I'm all ears :D