Line-Maar'ing

Lifestyle Relationships
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I don't think I can eat gulab jamuns anymore. Thanks for the graphic description there, Sara.

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^ If you were a booger i'd pick you first! (M A U L V I)

How's that? :@:

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^^It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you

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Hilarious thread...This one was heard in Peshawar.

khochi, tum itna khoobsoorat ho.... tumahara bhai kitna khoobsoorat hoga.

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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

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My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?

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bigdaddy seems like you have made it up :emmy:

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!

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^Did you fart? Cause you blew me away

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Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.

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I got skittles in my mouth, wanna come and taste the rainbow.

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omg Gina! too LMAO

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Gina did a good one.

](Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be)

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LOL gina! I've never even heard of that one before! Did you just make that up? That sure as heck would be a deal breaker, NOT a good pickup line!

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good one! :omg:

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Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

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:rotfl: