A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladder hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a firefighter’s helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and tomcat.
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice truck”, the firefighter says with admiration.
“Thanks”, the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the tomcat’s ** NUTS** ( you can guess what really should come here).
“Little Partner”, the firefighter says. “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster”.
The little girl replied, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren”.
