Life of an electron:
One night, when his charge was pretty high, micro farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up millie amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle.
They rode across the wheatstone bridge, around the sine wave, and stopped on the magnetic field by a flowing current. Micro farad, attracted by millie amp’s characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and excited. Her resistance was at a minimum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her reactance.
He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it into her socket, connecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance shunt. Fully excited, mille amp mumbled ohm, ohm, ohm. With his tube operating at a maximum, and her field vibrating with his current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat and micro farad was drained of every electron.
They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all its field strength.
With his battery fully discharged, millie amp was unable to excite micro farads field, so she tried self-indecuction and damaged her solenoids.
Afterwards, they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.