Girlfriend: Are You sure you love me and no one else?
Boy Friend: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten Chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.
Diner: You will drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there, do you?
Husband to wife: Our son got his brain from me.
Wife: Yes, I think he did. I still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says, she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say, she’s no good!
