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I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
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I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
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Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
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Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
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You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
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Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it’s because they’re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Last is the best…
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aakhri wale ki bohat game hai! :D
:) funny...
heheheheeh :D