I got this in mail. Found it funny and true to realities of life. Since it is more than a joke so I posted it here for there is a sombre element in the humour it combines 
Dear tech support,
Last year I upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0. In addition husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as romance 9.5 and attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as afl 5.0, nrl 4.3 and pga 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do??
Desperate..
Reply from tech support:-
Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download tears 6.2 which
should automatically install guilt 3.0 If that application works as designed, husband 1.0 should then automatically run the application
jewellery 2.0 and flowers 3.5
BUT remember, overuse of the above applications can cause husband 1.0 to
default to grumpy silence 2.5, happy hour 7.0, or beer 6.1
WARNING beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create snoring loudly.
CAUTION whatever you do, DO NOT install mother-in-law 1.0. This is not supported application and will crash husband 1.0
In summary husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend hot food 3.0 and lingerie 7.7
Good luck Tech support
