Life After Marriage :D

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  • Wife: Why are you home so early?
    Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

*“Honey, when we get married, I’ll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.”;
“But I don’t have any, my love.”
“I said, when we get married”

  • American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
    Desi: In India, it is only with female

  • When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that it doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

  • On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god…
    after that the letters reversed ( dog )

  • The 3 fastest means of communication:
    Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

  • A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve
    found a woman just like mother!”
    His father replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”;

:hehe:

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Life after marriage is kinda like life after death.

Either you're in heaven, or you're in hell. :)

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:hehe: how do u know :wink:

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^^ :blush:..

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U know, Your naughty and nice, is kinda like a sister copy of my Dheet but Sweet :mad3:

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u dheet wat??? whoz dat?

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:smack2:

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kya hua ^^ :konfused:

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so much color in thsi thread

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:hehe: kya hoing :wink:

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Cuz we’re colorful people :slight_smile:

Nimmi, :smack:

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shadi ka lado jo khaie woh paachtaie or jo nah khaie or bhi pachtaie :smack:

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jee :blush:

ps: hahah janwar :stuck_out_tongue:

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mai kha kar pachtaana chahta hooN :blush:

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Abey yaar yeh larki :stuck_out_tongue:

kuch nahi, go suck an egg :smiley:

(m kidding)

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i don like egg :frowning:
kya hay bay kya hora hai yahan :snooty:

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wohi jo hona chahiye :wink:

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:blush: waqai?

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*"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.";
"But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"

lol i'm gona use that one today :)

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:hehe: