**Well, a man bought a lie detctor robot that slaps people who lie…he decides to test it at dinner…
Father " Son, where were you today during school hours ?"
Son " ****Dad, I was at school… (Robot slaps Son)
Son “ok Dad, I went to the movies with friends…”
Father " which movies…?"
Son " Toy Story… **** (Robot slaps Son again…)
Son “ok..ok… it was Paranormal 3”
Father ****" Whaaat… when I was at your age,I was not alowed to see even scary movies untill I was 18… ****(Robot slaps Father…)
****Mom **** "hahahahahahaaa… after all, he is your son… **(ROBOT SLAPS MOTHER…)