Level of Mazaaq

[hin33]

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@X2

blogs mein ja kar dhoond lain, foran mil jaye ga.

kia zor zor say gana gaoon wahan ja kr ???

[chacha_Ghalib]

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@tariqlkhan

Kitnee baar dilwaayaa exam… yeah poochaiN

Yours truly was a hot shot private tutor in his days.

Galee galee, mohallay mohally hamaree zahaanat kay churchay thay

Parents wanted me to come and teach their kids so the can become like me

they let u in the house

poor kids!

[X2]

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@danday_wala

kiya haal hai bhai log?

maiN nay bhi matric pass kiya hoa hay.

Dhay jamat paas huN, direct hawaldaar huN… koi mazaak (shagufta, tanz ya koi bhi) nahi huN maiN.

yaar hawaldaar is tariqkhan ko drawing room ki saer karwa day bhai..

[X2]

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@hin33

kia zor zor say gana gaoon wahan ja kr ???

blogs waalon par rehem karein ji.

[danday_wala]

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@ Chacha_Ghalib, aapki waja say Urdu ka paper do dafa daina para. Aap bhi koi baat insaani zubaan maiN nahi kartey,

[Code_Red]

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@X2

alhumdulillah I went to a coeducational college in Pakistan.

Mashallah... Issi leye tu aapko murshad manti hai dunya :)

[chacha_Ghalib]

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@danday_wala

@ Chacha_Ghalib, aapki waja say Urdu ka paper do dafa daina para. Aap bhi koi baat insaani zubaan maiN nahi kartey,

paai agar sara saal lecture attend karnay ki bajaai girls college kay baahir haazri dain gey to fail to hoon gey

double nuqsaan…

aik to roz chappal khana doosray exam main fail hona

[fkhan2]

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@tariqlkhan

Parents wanted me to come and teach their kids so the can become like me

Tariq Unkil aap kya parhatay thay bachoo ko? Superman kee comics?

[danday_wala]

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@X2

yaar hawaldaar is tariqkhan ko drawing room ki saer karwa day bhai..

Drawing room ki sair bhi karwaiN gay, aur do “coff” chai kay bhi pilaiN gay.
Khan sahab aapka koi rishtay daar DSP ya SP to nahi hay na?

pai X2, pooch laina acha hota hay. KahiN paiti na utarwa day,

@chacha_ghalib: aapko larkiuN kay jootay baarey yaad aa rahey haiN. Waise agar ghalib chacha ko larkiuN kay jootay yaad aaiN to wo usko bhi kamal say byan kartay haiN:

Chaar jootay maarnay kay baad, lift karaiN gay wo
Dil kay behlaanay ko ghaalib yay khyal acha hay

[AQ]

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@chacha_Ghalib

sub ko aap waali beemari nahin hai

rahai naa ochaY kaY ochaY. utar aaye naa Luchar pun par... abay naalaaiq... konsi beemaari... kiss beemaari say qareebi rsihtaa hai aap kaa...

maiN naY intehaai shareefaanaa mazaq kiyaa thaa... I meant to say... Femme ko pehlaY haath dhonaY paRaiN gey, naheeN tau dobarah aap kaY kaan gandaY ho jaayeN geY...

tauba tauba... zehniyat dekho... :)

[Femme_Fatale]

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tau chachoo bhi tau yahi keh raha tha na ke sab ko aapki wali beemari nahi ke jahan haath daala waheen gandagi phelaa di.

[X2]

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goal..goal
go-go-Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

[chacha_Ghalib]

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@Anwaar Qureshi

rahai naa ochaY kaY ochaY. utar aaye naa Luchar pun par… abay naalaaiq… konsi beemaari… kiss beemaari say qareebi rsihtaa hai aap kaa…

maiN naY intehaai shareefaanaa mazaq kiyaa thaa… I meant to say… Femme ko pehlaY haath dhonaY paRaiN gey, naheeN tau dobarah aap kaY kaan gandaY ho jaayeN geY…

tauba tauba… zehniyat dekho…

shareefaana
ye wala bhi kaafi shareefana tha… aur main nain kon say aap ko waTTa maar diya tha

u and ur childish outbursts

[AQ]

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@Femme_Fatale

tau chachoo bhi tau yahi keh raha tha na ke sab ko aapki wali beemari nahi ke** jahan haath daala waheen gandagi phelaa di**.

matlab gandagi phelaani zaroor hai laikin selected jaghoN par ;)

[X2]

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@chacha_Ghalib

shareefaana
ye wala bhi kaafi shareefana tha… aur main nain kon say aap ko waTTa maar diya tha

u and ur childish outbursts

childish yaani bacchon ki tarah massom na?
wohi to AQ bhi keh raha tha.

[chacha_Ghalib]

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@X2

childish yaani bacchon ki tarah massom na? wohi to AQ bhi keh raha tha.

chalo we'll be charitable and say bachon ki tarha massom... matlab to kuch aur tha

[TLK]

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@chacha_Ghalib

u and ur childish outbursts

I recently heard a woman giving birth to 6 babies in one hour

is that consider a childish outburst

[chacha_Ghalib]

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^ main to nahin kehtaa, aap kehtay hain baadshah salamat

[AQ]

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@tariqlkhan

I recently heard a woman giving birth to 6 babies in one hour

is that consider a childish outburst

So, he is a PHD in childish outburst that first he tried to identify it from my intehaai mo'addabana post and then, you are asking him about the same as if Ghalib's 17 love affairs are on his finger tips as well...

[danday_wala]

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@tariqlkhan

I recently heard a woman giving birth to 6 babies in one hour

is that consider a childish outburst

LOL!

sounds more like Mullah's revenge.

Mullah strikes back!