Dear Sir,
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through everyline of code in every program in every system. We
have analyzed all databases, all data files, including
backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect
the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the “Y-to-K” date change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data
to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December.
As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this “Y to
K” problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it
is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which,
what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year
rolls over from 99 to 00?
We’ll await your direction.
Very Sincerely,
Santa Singh,
Y-to-K Project leader.