Since general is the new cafe, I feel like this juvenile BS should extend well over into the weekend. Some of you think you know what some of us do for a living, but please know that most guppans on here are pathological liars when it comes to revealing their professions.
So here are my speculations:
MV = paralegal at a firm that chases ambulances
Gavrilo_princip = Arby’s regional manager (for the non-us Guppans, arby=fast food)
PCG= Pig-herder (also moonlights at fembook - a book club for shut-ins)
Mr. Bombastic= 4th grader at lincoln high
Kaleem = Security gurad at TYRF (Texas Young Republican Federation)
PD = Back-office, entry-level position at FEMA; internal audit
Dope: Orderly at Mt. Sinai hospital-Department of Colo-Rectal diseases. (moonlights as a male impressionist at the nightly gathering of the NJ chapter of the biker gang "Rickies on Wheels"-)
dope - Former deputy assistant to Manuel Noriega. Currently cleaning swimming pools at Columbia's drug cartel leader Pablo Escobar's step son's townhouse
Lajawab - Former Director at Taj Prinitng Press, Lahore now teaches Islamiyat at a local Sunday School
PD - Former Assistant Janitorial Deputy Inspector for New Dehli's Drainage and Sewage, now does the same but in Queens, NY (company perks include a Blackberry equipped with GS interface)
now he has 4 different professions!
My ass just wasn’t big enough unfortunately.