Faisal, I hope it won’t disturb other threads. But I feel obliged to praise gupguppy for contribution. I mean after all he is the most nonsensical individual discovered by science in recent times.
So gupguppy is:
- A few fries short of a happy meal.
- The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead.
- A few bricks short of a full load.
- Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
- Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.
- Doesn’t have all his dogs on one lead.
- Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
- Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- If he had another brain it would be lonely.
- Too much yardage between the goal posts.
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- A few peas short of a casserole.
- Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one bowl.
- One fruit short of a full bowl.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- All foam no beer.
- The cheese slid off of his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
- Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- An intellect matched only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney’s clogged.
- Her sewing machine’s out of thread.
- His antenna doesn’t get all channels.
- Missing a few buttons on the remote control.
- No grain in the silo.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
- Receiver’s off the hook.
- Several nuts short of a full pouch.
- Skylight leaks a little.
- Slinky’s kinked.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart.
… we are all scholars by virtue of copy-and-paste…